Asking and Answering for WAMA!

I'm in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night, AND THEN THE FREAKING DOORBELL RINGS. Like what the heck? It's almost 10, (which is past my bedtime. Yes, I'm a baby. Judge me.) So my brother says, "Sarah! There's something on the porch for youuuu!" So, I come out and open up the door to this beauty!! http://instagram.com/p/WgNvf8CveZ/ (sorry that's a link to instagram, apparently I'm an idiot and deleted the actual one off my phone... WHICH I DON'T REMEMBER DOING.) Anyways, so then I'm sitting in my living room whatever, going through the popcorn, and my mom tells Ben to take out the garbage, and when he opens the door Bubba had come back to see if I had taken the stuff off the porch, and Ben caught him!! Haha it was seriously one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

So then, the next couple of days I was thinking about how I could answer him, and I came up with a few ideas, (which I'm not going to tell you because I plan on using them in the future heh heh heh), but when it came down to it, I didn't want to use any of them, Typical. So, me being the genius I am, came up with the best idea of all time!!

That's right, I CAME UP WITH THAT ALL. BY. MY. SELF!! So ya know, just give me a call and I'll hook you up with a clever saying. ANYWAYS, to go with that we baked a bunch of mini cupcakes, and a few normal sized ones, and then I put Y, in one, E in one, and S in another one, and then scrambled them up and what not(: SO, by the time we actually finished with all this nonsense, it was almost 11, LONG STORY SHORT... We drive to his house, and OF COURSE, like.. every light in their whole friggin' house is on, including their porch lights, and I was so nervous I was gonna get caught!! So, I finally just grow a pair and run up there.

AND HERE COMES THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT........

So I put it on the porch and I ring the doorbell, and I'm pretty sure I've never run faster than I did last night. So I'm booking it out of there so I don't get caught, and by the time I noticed there was a fence in front of me, there was no time to stop! HAHAHAHAHA. I'm seriously almost peeing my pants remembering this. So I'm just laid out flat on their lawn! HAHA. I'm sorry, but if you're not laughing at this, you can just go away. So then I'm freaking out that they're gonna come out and I'm just laying on their lawn! So I get up faster than I ever have before in my life and I book it to the car!! Haha and in my mind, I'm like, huh, that wasn't too bad, I don't even hurt. YEAH.. I WAS WRONG. Haha I get in the car and the adrenaline starts wearing off and my whole body just stung! And I ripped my leggings:(

And this morning I have a lovely chain-link fence bruise on my knee(:

HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN... I am so upset someone did not catch this on tape. 

Clumsiness at its finest ladies and gentlemen(:(:

xoxo, Sarah